Gangs Of Mums
If you’ve seen Hot Fuzz – and if you haven’t, I suggest you do – then you’ll know there’s a part of the film where Simon Pegg’s character is chasing a criminal. Actually he’s a boy in a really bad shell-suit, but he stole something, so technically both descriptions are right. Mid-way through the chase, he – the copper – comes across a gang of Mums who block the way. And, while I laughed at it, when this occurs in real life it is no laughing matter. And gangs of Mums are on the increase, if my loosely biased statistics prove right. So watch out: buggies coming your way!
But in all seriousness, when you’re legging it to the bus stop, or you’re really in a rush to buy that new Mariah Carey CD before everyone else – don’t laugh, one of my friends was in this predicament – there is nothing more upsetting than a gang of Mums. Much as everyone has a right to pavement space, these buggy-pushing-dwellers take it one step too far systematically in my area. It’s war in these here parts, and with their weapons of doom, I pity the person who tries to take on the steerer of a buggy!
There’s a possibility I am getting carried away now. In truth, it’s likely only once a month that I run into a serious Vietnam situation. But still, I thought I would get the word out there. There are people working in the Police force, Private palliative care and other industries who I am sure could use a head’s up like this.
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